I am mortified…shocked…dejected. Last night the Vet called to talk with the woman about my health. I overheard the conversation. The woman kept referring to me as a “cat”. “Bob has similar symptoms as a few of my other CATS who have inflammatory bowel disease,” she said. What is wrong with her? Has she lost her mind? Is it not obvious that she and I are the same? I do not know exactly what she is, but I am the same as her. I am NOT like those simple cats that live here. I am her soulmate and she is mine.
What on earth shall I do? How do I get her to see that I am unlike any other?