For those of you who follow me on Facebook, you know that the woman and I are having trouble in our relationship. I have filed for divorce. She brought one too many vile beasts into my house. She brought THIS:
It’s a hedgehog named Miss Eleanor Rigby. Words cannot describe it’s vileness. I am done sharing my house and my woman with all of these disgusting cats and now this hog. So I am leaving.
Understandably so, the woman is gutted. Quite honestly, though, she should’ve thought about this about eleventy-five cats and one hedgehog ago. She is trying everything within her power to woo me back and get in my good graces. She ordered me a new office:
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I do not understand why she thinks she can tempt me worldly things. I need her to pay attention to ME instead of paying for things. Why is this so hard for her to understand?…But I will say…that surely looks like a nice office…I bet I could get a lot of work done in there…just sayin’…