I am Bob. I am in a constant state of disgust because my house is filled with stupid cats.
Dearest Friends, I am extremely disgusted. I was at home this afternoon, practicing my very important meditation and yoga. It is critical that I maintain my schedule in order to…
Happy Sunday to all of my friends, The woman and I are having a glorious Sunday morning. I have already had my delicious breakfast and we are having a cozy…
Dearest Friends, I am very VERY excited! The mailman just came and delivered a package that may very well change my entire life!!! The woman ordered some new cat carriers that…
Oh come on, woman! Please stop this madness. You’re making all of us look ridiculous! The vileness of The Senator is more than I can bear. Very truly yours, Bob…
Dearest Friends, I fear that the time is near for me to execute an intervention for the woman. The problem is deeply rooted in her DNA but I must find a way…
Dearest Friends, Happy Wednesday! I wanted to take a moment to introduce you to another one of the vile beasts I must put up with every single day of my…
Dearest Friends, Today in the US we celebrate Mother’s Day. I want to take a moment to wish all of my friends who are mothers a beautiful day. I would,…
It has been so long since I have been here that I have completely forgotten my log-in…I also don’t remember my email info either. I mean, seriously…that’s why I have…